@sebastian @cstross We tried teaching sorcery students Old Enochian, but they found the parentheses off-putting, so Pig Latin it is.
@acb @sebastian Or, from Microsoft, VisualENOCHIANScript for Excel! Now with added widgets of unspeakable gruesomeness in multidimensional sheets
@cstross @sebastian To be fair, Microsoft knew their way around the eldritch realms. I think I still have my 1990s Microsoft Creatures Of The Necronomicon CD-ROM in a box somewhere…