@MacBalance @cstross "When I cast this spell, I discovered that Belphegor is no longer Lord of Eternal Pain, and that I now need to call on Astaroth for that. But the invocation for Astaroth seems to be totally different. Can I still use these black candles, or do I have to throw them away and lay in a stock of hemlock?"
"When I summoned Belphegor I wanted a loud shouty demon, not a 1970s Polish jet-propelled biplane cropduster, dammit!"
"Not my fault, guv, it's just a namespace collision!"
@darkling @MacBalance NB: In case you thought I was pulling it out of my arse, here's the PZL M-15 Belphegor in all its incredibly slow, screechy, beauty:
@cstross @MacBalance I already looked it up. I'm just...
[the] "decision to adopt jet engine propulsion [...] had been at the insistence of Soviet officials"
@darkling @MacBalance My strong suspicion is that the Belphegor was *perfect* for spraying persistent nerve agents in the path of an enemy advance. Slow, low, huge tankage for pesticides, and a turbofan to provide bleed air for aerosolizing noxious substances … also, crop-dusting is a plausible excuse for "peaceful" forward basing on farms just behind the front line in the run-up to hostilities. (But the An-2 could also do the job and was more numerous and easier to maintain.)