@sebastian @cstross We tried teaching sorcery students Old Enochian, but they found the parentheses off-putting, so Pig Latin it is.
@acb @sebastian Or, from Microsoft, VisualENOCHIANScript for Excel! Now with added widgets of unspeakable gruesomeness in multidimensional sheets
@cstross @acb @sebastian To be fair, I’d take my chances with that versus a VLOOKUP and a pivot table.