Sat at the dining table, I came out to my family that I'm gay. Dad looked back & forth between mum & me with a grumpy face. He got up from the table & stormed off. I thought I was about to be kicked out of the house. When he came back, he handed £50 to mum, who said "told ya!"
Me: mum dad I have something to tell you
Parents: getting worried, start rattling off a list “did someone hurt you, are you being bullied again at school etc”
Me: promise you’ll still love me
Dad: oh, you like girls?
Me: ye… :’)
Mum didn’t take it well but changed her tune that evening when I told her that like that’s her choice but I suggest she get with the program because this is just what it is
The whole trans thing years later was me just informing them of the change, btw I’m non binary, then a couple years later “I’m James now, your son, ok bye xoxo”