Sat at the dining table, I came out to my family that I'm gay. Dad looked back & forth between mum & me with a grumpy face. He got up from the table & stormed off. I thought I was about to be kicked out of the house. When he came back, he handed £50 to mum, who said "told ya!"
Bisexual biscuits* just dropped. These are a real thing and I cannot wait until somebody on the right makes the connection. 🤣🌈
I would like to express my feelings at these coming out *after* becoming diabetic, but there might be children in the room.
Anyways : get you some #queer cookies my friends.
*Oh yeah, also there’s a space theme but that’s obviously just a cover.
ETA : the bastards don’t ship outside the US.
One of the most beautiful things in the world remains the moment in one of the final Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 cutscenes where Tim Curry _barely_ holds it together. Both that it exists, and that that's the take they went with.
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I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE)
Road sign: WARNING LOW FLYING OWLS
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I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE)
Road sign: WARNING LOW FLYING OWLS
Beneath it, a cardboard sign: LOST CHIHUAHUA [phone #] 9189460410")
1000 richest people are approched. "The end of the world is here. Time to go to your doomsday bunker", they are told. The billionaires nodded. They knew this was coming. They were prepared.
So they gathered their loved ones and locked themselves in luxury bunkers. No contact to outside world.
10 years later they emerge. The world has healed. The air is breathable, people are happy. "What was the catastrophy?" they ask the first person they meet.
She screams: "THEY GOT OUT!!!"
lol god DAMN this is the entirety of the White House statement on the death of #henrykissinger.
This is about as close as I think you could get to Biden publicly saying "fuck that guy I'm glad he's dead."
"Elon has lost his wife, his kids, 40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet"
Once Tesla completes its Cybertruck and Full Self Driving technology, then Elon's truck will be able to leave him, too.
A cishet guy in my FB timeline lost a bet and has to spend all day wearing the jersey of a sportsball team he hates.
At first I didn't understand why it was such a big deal. It's just sportsball. It's just clothes... oh.
This must be like the cishet guy version of dysphoria.
I'm coining this as 'Sportsball Dysphoria'.
Marriage v. The Ph.D 😂 https://phdcomics.com
This is not mine, it's from a colleague who posted it to our work Slack. But it's far too good to be left languishing there, so here's my (stolen, but I'm sure they'll understand) contribution to #Caturday.
16 Psyche contains enough precious metal that if NASA redirected it to Earth, the price of gold, platinum, and silver would fall to zero... because the impact of a 220 km asteroid at orbital velocities would be an extinction event comparable or worse than the End Permian and we'd all be dead.
This type of “One side says… the other side says… who’s to say?” stenography the mainstream media often gravitates towards because it allows them to stay “neutral” and “balanced” inevitably privileges those who lie with impunity.
It helps make Republican shamelessness a superpower.
Found in my archives:
Five cannibals get hired as new instructors at the university.
During the welcoming meeting, their department head says: "You're all part of our faculty now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the faculty club for lunch. So don't trouble the other faculty and staff."
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
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