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Veldrina

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Code monkey extraordinaire by day, mostly harmless left clicker by night. she/her.

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Welcome to Mastodon, for the people who move into an unincorporated area of the county so they don't have to deal with The Man, but then setup a HOA.

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Amy Kurzwell

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so, the reddit API protest has taken a different direction, now people are uploading gigabtyes of videos to reddit which are just noise. i cannot stress this enough, do NOT run the command ffmpeg -filter_complex "nullsrc=s=1920x1080,geq=random(1)*255:128:128[vout]" -map "[vout]" -t 46 -c:v libx264 out.mp4 in order to generate one of these large video files then upload them en masse in order to slow down their servers, that totally will not help with the protest

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Economics: Humans only value things monetarily.
Sociology: Uh, I don't ...
Economics: Humans are always rational and value is calculated by a complex inner calculus.
Sociology: Uh, Psy, can you help?
Psychology: That's not how humans ...
Economics: ALSO MY SYSTEM WILL GROW EXPONENTIALLY FOREVER!!
Physics: *drops teacup*

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One of the least plausible aspects of fantasy as a genre is that sorcerers NEVER seem to get bogged down in creating a new spell then spend the next three or four months muttering "I hate this, it's rubbish" under their breath.

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wikipedia editors hard at work on the article about the titan submersible implosion

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Takahē 0.9 is finally out, with our UI revamp and a whole bunch more: docs.jointakahe.org/en/latest/

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Normalize saying “I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on”

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It isn't over until they play Swan Lake in a loop on state radio and television.

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I suspect all the dark humor about the loss of the Titan and all aboard simply underscores that most people on Mastodon think billionaires are okay — deep down.

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I asked AnthropicAI to highlight any spelling mistakes in an essay I wrote, and it added one mistake so it could highlight it.

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The next time you feel imposter syndrome and are convinced that everyone is better than you, just remember that someone got paid for this hospital design.

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Sounds like a neat seminar topic.

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Republicans are coming after a Nebraska state senator who stands against antri-trans legislation

The complaint against Sen. Megan Hunt states she could benefit financially from the failure of LB 574

A measure that bans gender-affirming care for those under 19

…Her child is trans. That’s the “financial benefit”

Maybe we should take a look at the stock purchases, kickbacks and rubles the republicans have?

GOP Glass houses.

nebraskalegislature.gov/bills/

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"why are my plant's leaves curling"

google result: "it's probably one of four simple things:
* too dry
* too wet
* too much light
* not enough light"

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🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning
🔅💥 🔆💥
👸🏽 what happen
👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb
💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal
👸🏽 what !!
💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on
👸🏽 it’s you !!
👾 how are you gentlemen !!
👾 all your base are belong to us
👾 you are on the way to destruction
👸🏽 what you say !!
👾 you have no chance to survive make your time
👾 ha ha ha ha
👷🏻‍♀️ captain !!
👸🏽 take off every ZIG
👸🏽 for great justice
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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Let me get that for you sir